Kai

So I quit my job at the helium gas ballon factory. I’ll never be spoken to in that tone again!

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care!

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, and then it hit me!

I hate telling jokes to kleptomaniacs. They always take things literally!

How much does Santa need to pay to park his sleigh? Nothing, it’s on the house!

You go when I’m red and stop when I’m green. A watermelon!