Did you know that forty percent of your brain is AI? The other sixty percent is B, R, and N!
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QR codes came from an automotive factory because they needed the extra characters to support the number of parts they had and a barcode only supports about 200 characters while the QR code supports ~4k.
Why don’t vampires drink coffee? It keeps them up all day!
Chicago river was reversed in the 1900’s due to a public health crisis. It was flowing into Lake Michigan and polluting the drinking water, so they made it flow east and west into the Mississippi River instead.
In Chicago when the temperatures drop below freezing the Metra/CTA set the tracks on fire to keep the switches operational. They have gas lines on the tracks to set them on fire.
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
Why was the computer cold? It left its windows open!
How does a penguin build its house? I-gloos it together!
What’s the difference between artificial intelligence? Natural stupidity!
The human brain doesn't itself have any pain receptors so it can't feel pain directly. It can receive and process pain signals from other parts of the body. Neurosurgeons can perform brain surgeries on patients while they are awake without the patient feeling pain in the brain tissue!
What’s the best way to make a small fortune in the stock market? Start with a big fortune!
What do you call a toothless grizzly? A gummy bear!
Bread is a lot like the sun. It rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist!
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
Why do programmers not like nature? It’s full of bugs!
How do you measure a snake? In inches because they don’t have feet!
What do dentists call X-rays? Tooth pics!
Evening news is where they start with “Good Evening” and then they proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
Nasa is going to launch a rocket to say sorry to the aliens. It’s called Apollo-G!
Octopuses have three hearts, and blue copper based blood. Two of the hearts pump blood to the gills, the other pumps blood to the brain. They aren’t very efficient and when it’s moving the single heart stops pumping.