Sri

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work!

The Publicis Drug Store is an iconic establishment for tourists, opened in 1957 it carries a lot of brands Publicis works with - has a cafe, up until 2 am every day, has a Michelin star chef working at the cafe. 4-16-26 - Reena - How do you stop laughter? Add an “S” in front of it.

4-17-26 - Rich - Brian Poster, the inventor of Vick's Formula 44 passed away. He requested no coffin at his funeral.

What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A fizz-ision!

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they’re lack-toes!

How can you tell the difference between chickpeas and black eyed peas? The black eyed peas can sing us a song, but the chickpeas can only humm-us a song.

I was going to tell you guys a time travel joke, but I remembered you guys don’t like it.

Why did the donkey have no ears? Because he’s a chicken.

Bananas are radioactive!

Why don’t graveyards ever get overcrowded? People are dying to get in! 5-27 25 - Joe - FF - Memorial Day used to be called Decoration Day, where citizens would go decorate the graves of fallen soldiers. In 1968 it changed to “Memorial Day”.

Why did Karen press Ctrl-Alt-Delete? She was looking for the task manager!

A few years ago Sri’s old company integrated with CitrusAd to backfill add spaces.