A new lego store just opened. People lined up for blocks!
12-2-24 - Nathan - Why did the Turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
12-3-24 - Nathan - Why did Santa’s helper go to the doctor? He had low elf esteem!
12-4-24 - Enis - Why do French people like snails? They don’t like fast food!
12-6-24 - Enis - What is a veterans favorite music? Heavy artillery!
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What do you call a train carrying gum? A chew chew train!
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers!
How was your camping trip? It was in-tents!
Will - What do you call birds that stick together? Velcro’s!
Why did the man go down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Did you hear about the new lego store? People lined up for blocks!
Tom - I’m not a fan of all these Chinese new years celebrations. They tend to DragOn!
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurty!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate eight!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
Did you know French fries are not cooked in French? They’re cooked in Greece!
Daddy I’m hungry. Hi hungry, I’m dad!
I used to hate facial hair. But then it grew on me!
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something!
Rich - I was trying to buy some camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any!
My friend bakery burnt down last night. Now his business is toast!
I’m reading a book about antigravity. It’s impossible to put down!
Why are spiders so smart? Because they can find everything on the web!
What did Tenne see? the same thing as Arkan saw!
What do you call a cow on the floor? Ground beef!
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s the popcorn?
What does house wear? Address!
What do snowmen do in their spare time? They just chill!
Enis - What do you say to a stressed snowmen? Chill out!
Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because they heard time flies!
What did one eye say to the other eye? Between you and me, something smells!
What's the best day to eat bacon? Fry-day!
What do you call a cow on the floor? Ground beef!
How does the moon cut it's hair? Eclipse!
What do you call a cow eating grass? A lawn mooer!
What do you call a pony with a cough? A little hoarse!