Why does the chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four doors it'd…
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What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs!
Why did the donkey have no ears? Because he’s a chicken.
What's 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat? Chicago!
Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market!
…Beef, Chicken, and Vegetable… one day I hope I’ll have a bouillon!
I ordered a chicken and an egg from amazon. I’ll let you know.
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…Why did the chicken marry the crocodile? Because crock-a-doodle-doo is a good name!
I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens…
…the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
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