Did you hear about the ships that crashed in the Atlantic? Yeah one ship was carrying red paint and the other blue. Both crews were marooned!

A pirate got his lost hand replaced with a cheap metal prosthetic. Now all the other pirates call him "Crap Tin Hook!”

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box, opened it, then slammed it shut, and stormed…

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course. A house doesn’t jump at all!