No number before 1,000 contains the letter A!
Bee keeping is all the rage these days! So I went to the pet store to get some bees, and when I get there I ask the employee if I could have some bees. He said "Sure, how many would you like?" I figured a dozen is a great starting point, so I tell him so. They head into the back and shortly emerge with a bag containing 13 bees. I go "What is this, I asked for twelve bees!" He looks at me and says "Oh, that last one? He's just a free-bee!"