The Japanese word 'Kuchi zamishii’ is the act of eating when you're not hungry because your mouth is lonely.

> Why was the coach yelling at the vending machine? He wanted his quarter back!

What does a pig put on dry skin? Oinkment!

A deer friend of mine fell overboard while sailing the other day, unfortunately he couldn’t swim. At the funeral I gifted his family a life preserver, it’s what…