What do you call a psychic little person who's escaped from prison? A small medium at large!

What did one eye say to the other eye? Between you and me, something smells! How do you organize a space party? You planet!

I hate Russian dolls, they’re so full of themselves! -> What did the finger say to the glove? I’m in glove with you! -> What do sprinters eat before a race? Not…

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired! How much money does a pirate pay for corn? A Buck-An-Ear!