What do you call a couple chimpanzees sharing an Amazon account? Prime-mates!
Ebay is so useless! I tried looking up lighters, and all they had was 13,417 matches!
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A man lived above a Chinese restaurant. One night he was trying to sleep but the lights were too bright, so he went down to the owner to complain and ask if he …
Why did the ghost quit studying? Because he was too ghoul for school!