A deer friend of mine fell overboard while sailing the other day, unfortunately he couldn’t swim. At the funeral I gifted his family a life preserver, it’s what…

Did you hear about the dog wearing a swimsuit? It is quite fetching! What do you call something with anxiety on the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck! What c…

Why is it always so hot in the olympic stadium at the end of the competition? Because all of the fans have left!

I had a chip implanted in my body. It was a cool ranch Dorito!