I've been racing deer. I'm just trying to make a quick buck!
Why can’t you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the ‘P’ is silent!
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A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. "I'd like some wings and a pint of beer, please," it says. "Sorry, but I can't serve you," the bartender replies. "Yo…
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