A weasel walked into a bar, the bartender went “Wow, don’t see a lot of you around these parts. What can I get you” The weasel looks at him and goes “Pop!”

So I’m writing a book about windstorms right now. It’s still just a draft. Will - I’ve been picking up photography as hobby, so I drove a little south of Chicag…

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

I bought a wig for 25 cents, it was a small price toupee!