When you look really closely, all mirrors look like eyeballs.

Did you hear about the dog wearing a swimsuit? It is quite fetching! What do you call something with anxiety on the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck! What c…

The Japanese word 'Kuchi zamishii’ is the act of eating when you're not hungry because your mouth is lonely.

Why is it always so hot in the olympic stadium at the end of the competition? Because all of the fans have left!