I like elephants, everything else is irrelevant!
- Two windmills are standing on a wind farm, one asks what is your favorite type of music? The other says, …
My wife asked me why I never buy her flowers. And I was like, “You sell flowers?!"
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You've heard of Murphys law, have you heard of Cole's law? It's cabbage and mayonnaise!
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Doctor said the bad news is all my organs are shutting down because I’ve been eating salted, dry meats. But the good news is, I’m cured!
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