Why are Teddy bears never hungry? They’re already stuffed! 9-18 - Zach - So my sister is usually the first person to call or text me on my birthday. She’s actually an ER nurse. So this year I didn’t hear from her until late in the day, and she said “Oh Zach I’m so sorry, all my patients were dying on me!” And in response I go “It’s okay Katie, I was running out of patience too!”