Bryant

What do you call an ant that fights crime? A vigil-anty!

What planet likes to sing? Neptune!

What are a frog’s favorite shoes? Open toad!

Why are Teddy bears never hungry? They’re already stuffed! 9-18 - Zach - So my sister is usually the first person to call or text me on my birthday. She’s actually an ER nurse. So this year I didn’t hear from her until late in the day, and she said “Oh Zach I’m so sorry, all my patients were dying on me!” And in response I go “It’s okay Katie, I was running out of patience too!”

Why was the belt arrested? Because it was holding up some pants!

What kind of pictures do turtles take? Shelfies!

What do you call a pony with a cough? A little horse!

Why don’t scientist trust atoms? Because they make everything up! Will - What is the most popular video game at the bakery? Knead for Speed!

How do you make an octopus laugh? With Ten-Tickles! Tom - What’s a pirates favorite letter? > RRRR! > No, it’s the C!