A man ran into the doctors office shouting, “Help me, help me, I’m shrinking!”. The doctor said calm down, you’ll just need to learn to be a little patient! Fun…

a mushroom walks into a bar a the bar tender quickly tells him to get out before he stinks up the place. The mushroom looks taken aback and asks “Why? I’m a fun…

The first olympic mascot was “Waldy” the Dachshund from Germany!

I have branches but no leaves, what am I? A bank?