Why were the scissors held back a year? They weren’t very sharp!
A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.
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Do trees poop? Of course, that's how we get number two pencils!
(Grandpa Rickleffs) - What's the difference between unlawful and illegal? One is in violation of the law and the other is a sick bird!
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box, opened it, then slammed it shut, and stormed…