I agreed to testify against the people who sold us smuggled diapers. I was put in the wetness protection program. Let’s hope the people overseeing my case don’t…

If you see crime happen at the apple store, what does that make you? And I-Witness!

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland? Their flag is a big plus!

Why didn’t the cow go to school? It didn’t want to become a grade A beef!