Why were the scissors held back a year? They weren’t very sharp!
Why did the scarecrow get a big Christmas bonus? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Did you hear about the ships that crashed in the Atlantic? Yeah one ship was carrying red paint and the other blue. Both crews were marooned!
Reviews for Hogwarts Legacy are coming in. Most reviewers are giving it a 9 3/4 depending on the platform!
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus rex that sleeps all day? A Dino-Snaur!