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2024-01-25 Delivered by Joe
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A lawyer told a judge my client is trapped inside money. The Judge asks, “In money, what do you meant?” The lawyer goes, “He’s trapped in a penny. He’s in-a-cent!” The other day someone threw a baby at me. I thought, that’s not very mature!

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