Over the weekend I saw my wife using her phone to record her hair getting styled. I think she’s looking to watch the highlights later!

The first ever speeding ticket was issued to a driver going 8mph. The speed limit was 2mph.

Six is afraid of seven because 7 8 9, but why did seven do it? Seven heard you should eat three squared meals a day!

Why did the coach let the elephant play basketball? He had already broken the bench!