What did the undertaker say when he realized he buried the wrong coffin? I’ve made a grave mistake! 6–3-24 - Joe/Kurt Vonnegut - A man is locked in a room with a calendar and a bed, how does he survive? He eats dates from the calendar and drinks water from the springs on the bed. 6–4-24 - Enis - Pilots and copilots are required to eat different meals before flights, that way they don’t end up with food poisoning. 6-5—24 - Nathan - I WAS LONELY UNTIL I GLUED A COFFEE CUP ON TOP OF MY CAR. NOW EVERYONE WAVES AT ME!