What do you call a Tyrannosaurus rex that sleeps all day? A Dino-Snaur!
Did you hear about the angry firework? He was so mad, he exploded! Tom - What do you call a patriotic cartoonist? A Yankee Doodler! Will - What do you cal the dog that saw the British coming? Paw Reveere! 7-4-24 - Tom - Why didn’t the sun go to college? Because it’s already had a million degrees! Why don’t sea shells take baths? Because they wash up on the beach!