I debated a flat earthed once, he said he’d walk around the earth to prove me wrong. I’m sure he’ll come around eventually!

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland? Their flag is a big plus!

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I’m not sure what they’re laced with… but I’ve been tripping all day!

If you see crime happen at the apple store, what does that make you? And I-Witness!