Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator? There might be salad dressing inside!
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on their side? So when they get back to port, they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
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Golf balls are like eggs. They’re white, sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy some more.
Why did the killer whale learn the flute? He wanted to be part of the Orca-Stra!
Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have little anty bodies!
Fun fact: Kansas state law requires pedestrians to have a taillight while crossing the highway.