I have a fear of speed bumps, I’m slowly getting over them!
An alien tried using dollar bills and said it didn’t make sense. I said “No, it makes lots of sense!”
More from Enis
I debated a flat earthed once, he said he’d walk around the earth to prove me wrong. I’m sure he’ll come around eventually!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I’m not sure what they’re laced with… but I’ve been tripping all day!
Hulk Hogan was almost cast as the lead in Terminator instead of Arnold Schwarzenager.