My girlfriend said she’d leave me if I don’t support Trump. Okay, okay, Bi-den!
George Washington was actually born on February 11, 1731, according to the then-used Julian calendar. In 1752, however, Britain and all its colonies adopted the Gregorian calendar which moved Washington's birthday a year and 11 days to February 22, 1732. 2-26-25 - Nathan - I had a date last night, and it was perfect. Tomorrow, I'll have a fig. 2-27-25 - Will (Sniped Nathan) - I was going to tell a covid joke today. But I thought it might last taste!