What’s the difference between black eye peas and chickpeas? Black eyed peas can sing us a song, while chick peas can hummus one!

Colorado is the birthplace of the cheeseburger as we know it. Humpty Dumpty Drive-In was the first place to ever use the term.

Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

What did the full glass say to the empty glass? You look drunk!