How many witches does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends what they are changing it into! (Tom) - What is a ghosts favorite dessert? Ice scream! (Nathan) - W…

Why does Santa only give presents to the letters E? Because every other letter was naught-E!

How much does Santa pay for parking? Nothing, it's on the house!

A pun, a play on words, and a lyric walk into a bar. No joke.