Adam

How do you make golden soup? You add 24 carrots to it!

You might think that when you’re near the equator it’s hot, but in fact if you’re in Argentina it’s surprisingly cold. In fact, it’s bordering on Chile.

I’ve been telling a lot of jokes on here, and not getting a lot of laughs. I’m starting to think I’m not even remotely funny!

Why does Santa only give presents to the letters E? Because every other letter was naught-E!

This joke is about UDP, but I’m not sure you’ll get it.

I’m super excited about this amerature autopsy club I joined. Tonight is open Mike night!

I hear that NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it Apollo-G!

I bought a shirt and it was full of static electricity, so I brought it back to the store and they gave me a new one free of charge!

What's cupid's favorite band? KISS! How can you tell if a squirrel is in love? It goes nuts! I once fell in love with someone who only knew 4 vowels, they didn't know "I" existed!

Why did the Higgs Boson go to church? For the mass!

How much does Santa pay for parking? Nothing, it's on the house!

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None, that's a hardware issue!

What did Adam say the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!

How many witches does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends what they are changing it into! (Tom) - What is a ghosts favorite dessert? Ice scream! (Nathan) - What sound does a witches vehicle make? Broom Broom!

What award does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque!

Do you know the difference between a customs officer and a dentist? There is none, they both do cavity searches!

A pun, a play on words, and a lyric walk into a bar. No joke.