How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogey in it!
Enis - What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carloss!
A giant dinosaur now extinct, hurt itself in a climbing move. It was a dyno saur!
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My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down!
Merchandise Mart is so big, that it had its own zip code until 2008. When it opened in 1930 it was the largest building in the world, with 4,000,000 square feet…
I sold my vacuum yesterday, all it was doing was collecting dust!