I bought a shirt and it was full of static electricity, so I brought it back to the store and they gave me a new one free of charge!

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None, that's a hardware issue!

Why does Santa only give presents to the letters E? Because every other letter was naught-E!

How many witches does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends what they are changing it into! (Tom) - What is a ghosts favorite dessert? Ice scream! (Nathan) - W…