What did the buffalo say to it’s kind on the first day of school? Bi-son!

A man ran into the doctors office shouting, “Help me, help me, I’m shrinking!”. The doctor said calm down, you’ll just need to learn to be a little patient! Fun…

The backwards of palindrome, emordnilap, is a word that is different forwards than backwards. Which means palindrome is a emordnilap.

What happens when a potato drinks too much? It get’s mashed!