FF The guy who invented the MnM Mars and Murry 4-1-26 - Tom -> Adam - Today I saw this little guy climbing down a prison wall. I thought to myself “That’s a little con, descending”.

4-1-26 - Tom - Where does the easter bunny go if he loses his tail? The re-tail store! 4-2-26 - Rich - FF -Average lifespan of a dollar bill is 7.2 years, $5: 5.8 years, $10: 5.7 years, $20: 11.1 years.

4-2-26 - Rich - What kind of medical condition causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency!

4-3-26 - Tom - FF - Some spring plants can literally generate their own heat. Skunk cabbage (Symplocarpus foetidus), which blooms in late winter and very early spring, performs thermogenesis—its flower structure can heat itself enough to melt surrounding snow and ice. This heat also helps spread its smell (often compared to rotting meat) to attract early‑season pollinators like flies and beetles, when few insects are active yet.