What's the one type of pain that's enjoyable on New Year's? Cham-pain!
What did the computer have during his break time? He had a byte!
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What kind of Christmas music do elves like? Wrap music!
What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa Pause!
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A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.
Did you hear about the turkey who plays baseball? He was drafted into the big leagues. He insisted on playing first baste!