Shadows are darker on the moon. On earth the light is scattered by the atmosphere so shadows have some light to them. On the moon the atmosphere doesn’t scatter…

What did the ref say to the fan that was upset with his call? Intentional frowning is not allowed here!

What do you call a happy farmer? A Jolly Rancher!

Why are there so many different types of pasta? If I had a penne for every time I heard this question!