How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogey in it!

Did you hear the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de brie! How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! What …

Do you know what the internal temperature of a Ton Ton is? Luke warm!

What do you call something with no body and no nose? Nobody nose! How does Santa measure his bag? In Santa Meters!