What did the undertaker say when he realized he buried the wrong coffin? I’ve made a grave mistake! 6–3-24 - Joe/Kurt Vonnegut - A man is locked in a room with…

Finally left my job at the circus, where I was part of the human pyramid. That’s a huge weight off my shoulders!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Ben Franklin was so old that he had to be carried into the room to sign the Declaration of Independence.