George Washington was actually born on February 11, 1731, according to the then-used Julian calendar. In 1752, however, Britain and all its colonies adopted the…

What do a cigarette and a hamster have in common? they are both completely harmless until you stick one in your mouth and light it on fire!

I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless!

What did the seal with one fin say to the shark? If seal is broken, do not consume!