What did the computer have during his break time? He had a byte!
Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana? It was the pot calling the cattle back!
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An old married couple was in church one Sunday. The woman turns to her husband and says:
I've just let out a really long, silent fart. What should I do?
The hus…
I finally watched that documentary about clocks. It was about time!
(Grandpa Rickleffs) - What's the difference between unlawful and illegal? One is in violation of the law and the other is a sick bird!