My wife asked me why I never buy her flowers. And I was like, “You sell flowers?!"

Merchandise Mart is so big, that it had its own zip code until 2008. When it opened in 1930 it was the largest building in the world, with 4,000,000 square feet…

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He received the no-bell prize!

My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down!