In 1992 Lithuania couldn’t make it to the olympics, Grateful Dead sponsored them and bought a bunch of gear in their color. To this day they have a bunch of fan…

What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Sherlock Holmes and Watson are strolling through London when, out of nowhere, a cat leaps onto Watson and pees on him. "Oh, bloody hell!" Watson exclaims. â"My …