An alien tried using dollar bills and said it didn’t make sense. I said “No, it makes lots of sense!”
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
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To whoever stole my Microsoft office, I will find you... you have my Word!
What does a baby computer call it's dad? Data!
What is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket! What is blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket holding it’s breath!
Why are vampires never invited to parties? Because they suck the life out of the party!