What has four letters, sometimes has nine letters, and never has 5 letters. It’s a fact.

Bee keeping is all the rage these days! So I went to the pet store to get some bees, and when I get there I ask the employee if I could have some bees. He said …

Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood!

Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache!