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I gave up my bus seat to a blind lady. That’s how I lost my job as a bus driver!

Why didn’t the cow go to school? It didn’t want to become a grade A beef!

An alien tried using dollar bills and said it didn’t make sense. I said “No, it makes lots of sense!”