Did you hear about the turkey who plays baseball? He was drafted into the big leagues. He insisted on playing first baste!

The other day I was at a garage sale and I saw a radio for sale, it had a note saying "Stuck on full, $2." I thought to myself, "I just can't turn that down!"

What did the computer have during his break time? He had a byte!

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box, opened it, then slammed it shut, and stormed…