I’m super excited about this amerature autopsy club I joined. Tonight is open Mike night!

Why does Santa only give presents to the letters E? Because every other letter was naught-E!

I’ve been telling a lot of jokes on here, and not getting a lot of laughs. I’m starting to think I’m not even remotely funny!

Do you know the difference between a customs officer and a dentist? There is none, they both do cavity searches!