This joke is about UDP, but I’m not sure you’ll get it.

I bought a shirt and it was full of static electricity, so I brought it back to the store and they gave me a new one free of charge!

What's cupid's favorite band? KISS! How can you tell if a squirrel is in love? It goes nuts! I once fell in love with someone who only knew 4 vowels, they didn'…

Why does Santa only give presents to the letters E? Because every other letter was naught-E!